Oh yes, my friends: it’s time for me to make a fool out of myself once again at this year’s PurpleStride LA! For 2012, I’ll be dressing up as the fastest, coolest, cockiest superhero ever: THE FLASH.
As always, the more you donate, the less pride I get to hold on to:
$250 gets you a Flash mask
$500 gets you the mask plus the top half of the suit
$1000 gets you the entire suitAnd yes, like last year, this is one of those horribly embarrassing spandex Halloween costumes. If you need me in the next few weeks, I’ll be at the gym. Change of plans, things are a little more… homemade… now - it’s totally because they don’t make a Flash suit in my size that isn’t Vegas levels of slutty, and not because I didn’t ever go to the gym. I promise I will still look like an idiot, though! Not that I need a costume to do that…
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